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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

5 Silver Fern World Cup team building exercises

5. 'Smashing paper mache effigies of netball players that may or may not be Australian, but mostly are. Dirty Aussies.' treasure hunt
4. 'Carrying a nation's hopes and dreams in an empty Cricket, America's Cup and Rugby trophy cabinet world of postmortems, blame-laying and relentless shit flinging' quilting
3. 'Appearing natural while leaning on whiteware in your trackies and laughing, throwing your head back in a sexy-but-not-too-sexy kinda way' powerwalk
2. 'These people paid $500 each to watch you. Each. $500. Dollars.' falling backwards off a table into team mates' arms
1. '....and don't even THINK about not making the final, Miss' Tennis

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