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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Abramovich: Werewolf

Check out this photo of Chelsea FC's sugar daddy Roman Abramovich at his first wedding - I reckon he's a werewolf, eh.

That would explain a lot.

UPDATE: Holy. Shit. The shaved werewolf might have fooled (and possibly devoured) one unfortunate Russian bride, but now he's going out with a Zombie! Check out that brain-hungry mouth, the dead, dead eyes and listing posture. She is FULLY a Zombie. What's going on at Stamford Bridge? And why does Roman look so pleased? What does he know that we don't? Does that smug, far-away look in his eyes mean he's dreaming of a post-zombie-infestation apocalyptic world where he rules the few survivors through a callous blend of terror, fear and ritual humiliation? I think we should be told.

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