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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

IRB unveils experimental Monopoly rules



SRNZPA: Go directly to jail; collect $200 with referee's approval. The IRB's power will soon be felt on family occasions and rainy days in baches the world over, as Rugby's governing body moves into freelance rules consultancy. "The IRB rules committee offers solid experience in rule changes. Hey, we do it every three or four weeks" said IRB chairman Syd Millar at the unveiling of Monopoly's experimental rules, being trialled in Australia's B competition.

"The new position of a compulsory, non playing referee / banker will add new levels of consistency" explained Millar. The referee will have a range of powers, including harsh fines and deciding who makes the tea. For severe transgressions referees can force players to leave the room for a while and think about what they've done. Referees will be supported by neutral observers, who sit in the corner of the lounge and take notes for later review. There will be a blanket ban on owning both utilities and railway stations, which is designed to open up the game and allow it to flow, adding interest for new Monopoly markets. "Families and new players alike will learn to love the 'depowered' Community Chest" Millar added.

Critics of the 'Old Kent Road' laws, as they're known, say they're a thinly veiled tactic to blunt New Zealand Monopoly troupe All Hats' captain Ronald MacKay's game. MacKay plays to the very letter of the law, with moves that try the patience of Monopoly's governing body. "We're not comfortable with the direction of the game in the southern hemisphere, it's becoming basketball on a board" said International Monopoly Board head Ralph Stevens. "That's why we set those pedantic IRB arseholes loose".

The IRB's rules consultancy unit is also working with Tennis on a proposed new scoring system of Love / 15 / Touch / Hold / Engage.

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