SRNZPA: Kate Harris, partner of UKTV Rugby commentator Alan Brampton is sick to the back teeth of the indomitable spirit of the men in white. "People at home might think he only goes on and on about England during the game, even if they're being totally shafted. The thing is, he's like that the WHOLE time. Superb England this, lionheated bravery that. Jesus wept." While impossibly blinkered cheer leading with little connection to actual events on the pitch may endear Brampton to ITV audiences, Harris feels it's a sticking point in forming adult relationships. "He's impossible. Alan's got to be the only man in Britain with a framed photo of fucking Clive Woodward beside his bed. That's just not right, is it? I'm not telling you what he says about Martin Johnson when we make love".
While Harris has learned to cope with Bramptons' harping on by tuning right out, social situations are a potential mine field. "You just can't have a conversation. We had some old university friends of mine over for dinner, my god, it was a disaster. Toby asked Alan what he made of Gordon Brown, and he started going on about a stirring effort from the World Champions that should put the game beyond the grasp of the valiant but limited Italians. I mean, what the ruddy hell is that? Toby and Jemimah just looked at each other like 'what the...?!?'. I just knew Jemimah got on the phone to our friends as soon as they left to laugh about me. I wanted to die".
In hindsight, Harris feels the warning signs were there from the very start of the 18 month long relationship. "I met him in a rugby club, the fact his last wife left him just after the World Cup in 2003 should have been a big, big red flag". Harris maintains the outlook for their relationship is not great "It's the total lack of touch with reality that gets me. Let's face it, England are fairly crap, aren't they?"
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